When you brush your teeth at night and see four butter knives and a dish towel, you might scratch your head and wonder why. You will think real hard and finally remember ...
If your husband is out-of-town, he is going to call home.
If your husband calls home, the phone is going to ring.
If the phone rings, it will play "Old MacDonald".
If it plays "Old MacDonald", the kids are going to start singing too.
If all the kids are singing, it gets REALLY loud.
If it gets REALLY loud, you can't hear hubby on the phone.
If you can't hear hubby on the phone, you are going to go to your bathroom. The door locks, ya know.
If you are in the bathroom, you will see the counter to sit on. It is also convienent for laying things down.
THEN you will remember that you were drying dishes when hubby called home and started the whole fiasco. And that is how butter knives end up in the bathroom.
Now if I could only figure out how a full glass of orange juice got into the hamper. Better yet ... How did it not spill? We haven't had orange juice in the house for two days!!
Ahhh ... life on the funny farm.
P.S. The juice got in the hamper because Joanna hides her snacks (found spaghetti too) to keep her brothers and sisters out of it. Unfortunately either she hides it too well or forgets (out of sight, out of mind) her stash.
1 comment:
LOL! So true. Hey, at least you remembered why they were there. Some days my mind is completely gone.
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