Charissa shared these with me after she got them from her school newspaper. I got a chuckle out of them. I hope you will too. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!
Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged
Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality - We Three Kings of Disoriented Are
Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sings (About Me)
Paranoia - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
Mania - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Office and Town
Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Goin' to Cry, I'm Goin' to Pout, Then MAYBE I'll Tell You Why
What do you get if you deep-fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle
Why did Santa Claus trade Rudolph?
He wanted change for a buck
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claus-trophobic
Ha-ha-ha and Ho-ho-ho ... Have a safe holiday season!
1 comment:
Thanks for the laugh!
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